I was in English Class and my teacher was talking about a poet named John Snow and his understanding of the world and whatnot.. I then proceeded to shout “YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW”
No you didn’t.
I was in English Class and my teacher was talking about a poet named John Snow and his understanding of the world and whatnot.. I then proceeded to shout “YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW”
No you didn’t.
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
Amazing.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
Funny except it’s absolute nonsense.
When you’ve liked so much porn on your dark tumblr that just looking at your “likes” eventually crashes your computer.
(Source: dochuu)
The Malazans are on our shore.
An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.
LOL is this what they looked like when they roamed wild? how majestic XD
This is the most majestic sheep I’ve ever seen in my life.
Funny, but if you think they looked like this before we selectively bred them, you really need to read more.
In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
No Scot, Welshman, Irishman or Northern Englishwoman would ever EVER fucking say that.
Posh ENGLISH doesn’t equal British. FUCK OFF.
Source: http://www.nowgamer.com/news/1883775/dark_souls_2_we_apologise_for_casually_using_the_word_accessible.html
YES
“Mars One” intends to send four astronauts on a one-way trip to Mars in 2022.Before the astronauts are sent, there will be missions delivering supplies for survival and colony construction.In order to finance the nearly $6 billion mission, Bas Lansdorp (founder of Mars One) will sell broadcasting rights in order to pursue a reality-television approach towards financing the overall mission.“The revenue garnered by the London Olympics was almost enough to finance a mission to mars,” Lansdorp said. “We believe that if we can make this happen it will be much bigger than the Olympic games.”Mars One will include early planning, crew selection, and settlement construction in the broadcasted program. Who wouldn’t want to watch?Mars One is working with aerospace suppliers and space agencies from all around the world to make the mission happen from a technological standpoint.Will the first non-scripted reality TV show ratings testify to the global interest in the cosmos? How do you think this model of business will do in terms of captivating the global audience?Read more about the Mars One project here:
Potentially zeitgeist changing.